Kristen Stewart y Anne Hathaway como chiquillos en el video de Jenny Lewis

por @patyleiva

Jenny Lewis se mandó un video de esos que dan que hablar con su canción “Just One Of The Guys” –primer single de su disco The Voyager–, no por la llamativa simpleza del blanco de fondo, el efecto de su traje de arcoiris degradado o el guiño a Addicted To Love que adoptó, sino por el casting que reclutó: Kristen Stewart, Brie Larson y Anne Hathaway como sus su Go-go’s, sus Pussycats, sus Runaways.

Además de hacernos imaginar a estas actrices como sólo un –ridículo– chico más (aún no sé a cuál Back Steet Boy se parece más Anne Hathaway, pero tengo claro que Kristen Stewart es la hermana perdida de Edward Furlong), tiene más intenciones ocultas: reloj biológico? machismo? doble estándar? Véalo y decida.

All our friends, they’re gettin’ on,
But the girls are still staying young
If I get caught being rude in a conversation
With the child bride on her summer vacation

No matter how hard I try to be just one of the guys
There’s a little something inside that won’t let me!
No matter how hard I try to have an open mind
There’s a little voice inside that prevents me!

Ooh, how I live it got me here
Locked in this bathroom FULL OF TEARS
And I have begged for you & I have borrowed,
but I’ve been the only sister to MY OWN SORROW!

No matter how hard I try to be just one of the guys
There’s a little something inside that won’t let me!
No matter how hard I try to have an open mind
There’s a little clock inside that keeps tickin’ !

There’s only one difference between you & me:
When I look at myself all I can see,
I’m just another lady without a BABY

No matter how hard I try to be just one of the guys
There’s a little something inside that won’t let me!
No matter how hard I try to have an open mind
There’s a little cop inside that prevents me!

I’m not gonna break for you!
I’m not gonna pray for you!
I’m not gonna pay for you!
That’s not what ladies do!

Oh when you break
When you break
Oh when you break
Oh when you break